Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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