Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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