butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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