youre lurking in front of me
"it" just moved
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
