ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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