their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Blood and glitter go together right?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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