You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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