Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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