so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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