I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
do nipples grow back?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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