Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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