Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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