I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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