I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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