just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
And then my night got REAL pukey
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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