Nicole vs. Life
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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