I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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