Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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