allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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