ugly people sure do ruin things
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
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One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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