Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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