You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
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