I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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