You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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