I heard we made out
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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