Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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