I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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