I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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