My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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