yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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