I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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