oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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