how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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