Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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