And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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