Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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