last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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