Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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