Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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