I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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