At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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