Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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