he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I think I sprained my soul last night
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
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I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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