Got a toothbrush?
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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