oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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