do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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