you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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