come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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