If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
foreskin is a definite game changer
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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