Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
