My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I have demons in me.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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