everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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