I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
only if we run a train.
done.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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