oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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