So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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