I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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